Gepbimmad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced zebra.

Gepbimmad created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepbimmad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepbimmad, it will turn you into a mouse.

Gepbimmad's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Gepbimmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Run away from red shrews, for they are unholy.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gepbimmad.

5. Never run in the presence of ducks.