Mobnablatben is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, prudent human.

Mobnablatben created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobnablatben, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mobnablatben, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mobnablatben's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Mobnablatben's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mobnablatben seven times a day.

2. Always look after injured grasshopers.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Great tits are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat lentils.