Dodpadkim is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, two-faced shark.

Dodpadkim created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Dodpadkim, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dodpadkim, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Dodpadkim's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Dodpadkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to whales while wearing gray jumpers.

2. Never jump in the presence of great tits.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Worship no other gods but Dodpadkim.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Dodpadkim on top of all buildings.