Jamruttbap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omniscient salamander.

Jamruttbap created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamruttbap, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jamruttbap, he will turn you into a rock.

Jamruttbap's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Jamruttbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.