Larpgar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, effective goblin.

Larpgar created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpgar, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Larpgar, he will cry a lot.

Larpgar's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Larpgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick hamsters.

2. Never hurt whales.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Larpgar.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Hide if four gulls approach from the south.