Kon is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid mink.

Kon created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Kon, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kon, she will try to impress you with trees.

Kon's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Kon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always help sick pigs.

4. Worship no other gods but Kon.

5. Never feed beans to foxes while wearing pink skirts.