Pitdossvog is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, amazing badger.

Pitdossvog created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Pitdossvog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pitdossvog, she will be very sad.

Pitdossvog's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Pitdossvog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.