Volgepcemdit is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, fast gnu.

Volgepcemdit created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volgepcemdit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Volgepcemdit, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Volgepcemdit's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Volgepcemdit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Volgepcemdit.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. You must pray to Volgepcemdit three times a day.