Arnwatbog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, benevolent horse.

Arnwatbog created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnwatbog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Arnwatbog, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Arnwatbog's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Arnwatbog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Arnwatbog.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hurt whales.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never paint your face indigo.