Nuttyograk is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, selfish fox.

Nuttyograk created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttyograk, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nuttyograk, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nuttyograk's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nuttyograk's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nuttyograk nine times a day.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Seals are not to be trusted.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Do not covet oxen.