Wodpagbus Janfubbim is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able dolphin.

Wodpagbus Janfubbim created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Wodpagbus Janfubbim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wodpagbus Janfubbim, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wodpagbus Janfubbim's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Wodpagbus Janfubbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not eat rice.