Butrullyat is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy wolf.

Butrullyat created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Butrullyat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Butrullyat, he will think nothing of it.

Butrullyat's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Butrullyat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Gulls are not to be trusted.