Babfedpark is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless turtle.

Babfedpark created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Babfedpark, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Babfedpark, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Babfedpark's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Babfedpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not chop down trees.