Ceprapsog is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, duplicitous crab.

Ceprapsog created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Ceprapsog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ceprapsog, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ceprapsog's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Ceprapsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Retreat if eight porpoises approach from the north.