Fitcuncid is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate gnu.

Fitcuncid created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitcuncid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fitcuncid, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fitcuncid's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Fitcuncid's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never jump in holy places.