Bunsitweg is a god.

He takes the form of a small, humane eagle.

Bunsitweg created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunsitweg, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bunsitweg, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bunsitweg's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bunsitweg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three frogs approach from the east.

2. Never paint your arms green.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bunsitweg.

4. You must pray to Bunsitweg five times a day.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.