Bassbogcibzan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, caring whale.

Bassbogcibzan created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassbogcibzan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bassbogcibzan, she will strike you with lightening.

Bassbogcibzan's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bassbogcibzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. You must never eat grapes.