Bogpibnadrilfabsidpigfoss Mansasjip is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, flying naga.

Bogpibnadrilfabsidpigfoss Mansasjip created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogpibnadrilfabsidpigfoss Mansasjip, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bogpibnadrilfabsidpigfoss Mansasjip, she will turn you into a rat.

Bogpibnadrilfabsidpigfoss Mansasjip's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bogpibnadrilfabsidpigfoss Mansasjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Respect your elders.