Ditrawomt Disscumbast is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous narwhal.

Ditrawomt Disscumbast created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ditrawomt Disscumbast, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ditrawomt Disscumbast, it will destroy your home planet.

Ditrawomt Disscumbast's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Ditrawomt Disscumbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Always wear indigo.