Dobpanmis is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited goat.

Dobpanmis created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dobpanmis, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dobpanmis, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dobpanmis' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dobpanmis' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Run away if five whales approach from the north.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dobpanmis.