Queegvogbif is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, kind toad.

Queegvogbif created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegvogbif, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Queegvogbif, it will send minions to preach to you.

Queegvogbif's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Queegvogbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.