Quatdossshav is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind jellyfish.

Quatdossshav created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatdossshav, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quatdossshav, she will destroy your favourite star.

Quatdossshav's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Quatdossshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Feed all hungry swans.

5. Do not covet oxen.