Bimfubwap is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, competent mole.

Bimfubwap created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimfubwap, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bimfubwap, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bimfubwap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bimfubwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Never write about galaxies.