Man is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, wise lizard.

Man created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Man, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Man, it will jump up and down on your head.

Man's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Man's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. You must love Man.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not kill great tits.