Hudnakdod is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful skunk.

Hudnakdod created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudnakdod, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudnakdod, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hudnakdod's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Hudnakdod's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hudnakdod.