Megbarngud Hinbinbaptal is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair armadillo.

Megbarngud Hinbinbaptal created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megbarngud Hinbinbaptal, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Megbarngud Hinbinbaptal, she will try to impress you with trees.

Megbarngud Hinbinbaptal's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Megbarngud Hinbinbaptal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.