Lagbagcamspag Wabgof Nilhinhug is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unjust duck.

Lagbagcamspag Wabgof Nilhinhug created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Lagbagcamspag Wabgof Nilhinhug, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lagbagcamspag Wabgof Nilhinhug, she will strike you with lightening.

Lagbagcamspag Wabgof Nilhinhug's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Lagbagcamspag Wabgof Nilhinhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must love Lagbagcamspag Wabgof Nilhinhug.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.