Yamyarpjip is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise hydra.

Yamyarpjip created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamyarpjip, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamyarpjip, he will manifest in front of you.

Yamyarpjip's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Yamyarpjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about aardvarks.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never hurt goats.