Gadcissbusmutflatstersan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak tapir.

Gadcissbusmutflatstersan created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadcissbusmutflatstersan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gadcissbusmutflatstersan, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gadcissbusmutflatstersan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gadcissbusmutflatstersan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Never look in ponds.