Busragsan is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, selfish sheep.

Busragsan created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busragsan, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Busragsan, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Busragsan's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Busragsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to shrews while wearing black skirts.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never wear turquoise stockings.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Hide if six foxes approach from the south.