Sogpomgan is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, witty fairy.

Sogpomgan created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogpomgan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sogpomgan, she will manifest in front of you.

Sogpomgan's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sogpomgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Never mention pigs.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.