Rilcutfit is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, annoying hamster.

Rilcutfit created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilcutfit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rilcutfit, it will turn you into a goat.

Rilcutfit's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rilcutfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Rilcutfit loves ants, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Hide from white goats for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.