Fidquafquill is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unthoughtful shrew.

Fidquafquill created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidquafquill, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fidquafquill, she will destroy your home planet.

Fidquafquill's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fidquafquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Pray towards the west.