Fatvinbest is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid cat.

Fatvinbest created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Fatvinbest, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fatvinbest, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fatvinbest's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fatvinbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Never think about gravity.