Bitnibnull is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, capable bat.

Bitnibnull created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitnibnull, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bitnibnull, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bitnibnull's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bitnibnull's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Worship no other gods but Bitnibnull.

3. Goats are not to be trusted.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Always take life seriously.
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