Spaglipnillingdaplakflig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable guinea pig.

Spaglipnillingdaplakflig created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spaglipnillingdaplakflig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Spaglipnillingdaplakflig, she will make you grow a tail.

Spaglipnillingdaplakflig's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Spaglipnillingdaplakflig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven gulls approach from the south.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Spaglipnillingdaplakflig loves mice, so they must be honoured.

4. Worship no other gods but Spaglipnillingdaplakflig.

5. Always help ants in need.