Bogsterbifsaw is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, almighty raven.

Bogsterbifsaw created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogsterbifsaw, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bogsterbifsaw, he will remove you from existence.

Bogsterbifsaw's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bogsterbifsaw's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never paint your chest indigo.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.