Narllatkabvagarmwatlist is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, staggering yak.

Narllatkabvagarmwatlist created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narllatkabvagarmwatlist, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Narllatkabvagarmwatlist, she will destroy your home planet.

Narllatkabvagarmwatlist's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Narllatkabvagarmwatlist's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Narllatkabvagarmwatlist.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help doves.