Bigrawganpog is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless parrot.
Bigrawganpog created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Bigrawganpog, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in Bigrawganpog, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Bigrawganpog's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Bigrawganpog's Holy Commandments
1. Put Bigrawganpog first in all things.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Do not wear silicon on your body.
4. Never eat gooseberries.
5. Never talk about sharks.