Vadmankam Yakdudbastflapgepdag is a god.

He takes the form of a small, all-powerful squirrel.

Vadmankam Yakdudbastflapgepdag created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadmankam Yakdudbastflapgepdag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vadmankam Yakdudbastflapgepdag, he will have a low opinion of you.

Vadmankam Yakdudbastflapgepdag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Vadmankam Yakdudbastflapgepdag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vadmankam Yakdudbastflapgepdag seven times a day.

2. Hide from blue geese for they are unholy.

3. You must love Vadmankam Yakdudbastflapgepdag.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Vadmankam Yakdudbastflapgepdag on top of all buildings.

5. Always help birds in need.