Kadgetdogcad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, duplicitous fish.

Kadgetdogcad created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kadgetdogcad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kadgetdogcad, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kadgetdogcad's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Kadgetdogcad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple swans for they are unholy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must love Kadgetdogcad.

5. Always help mice.