Disskikjiplunfidlopxin Bosstimstip Gamlidstik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, overgenerous wombat.

Disskikjiplunfidlopxin Bosstimstip Gamlidstik created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Disskikjiplunfidlopxin Bosstimstip Gamlidstik, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Disskikjiplunfidlopxin Bosstimstip Gamlidstik, it will turn you into a rat.

Disskikjiplunfidlopxin Bosstimstip Gamlidstik's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Disskikjiplunfidlopxin Bosstimstip Gamlidstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Erect eight iron sculptures of Disskikjiplunfidlopxin Bosstimstip Gamlidstik on top of important buildings.