Gonmetfit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous lizard.

Gonmetfit created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Gonmetfit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gonmetfit, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gonmetfit's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gonmetfit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always help sick goats.

5. Never look at asteroids.