Weehabkim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful armadillo.

Weehabkim created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weehabkim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Weehabkim, it will turn you into a slug.

Weehabkim's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Weehabkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to foxes while wearing orange dresses.

2. Weehabkim must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always help squirrels.