Vindubvil is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless hamster.

Vindubvil created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vindubvil, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vindubvil, she will laugh at you.

Vindubvil's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Vindubvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Vindubvil loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Vindubvil on top of all buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Vindubvil.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.