Rullvilmab Bopfascip is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, strong goblin.

Rullvilmab Bopfascip created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullvilmab Bopfascip, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rullvilmab Bopfascip, it will be very sad.

Rullvilmab Bopfascip's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rullvilmab Bopfascip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Never bounce near geese.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Retreat if eight great tits approach from the west.
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