Jabmabyar is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, prudent skunk.

Jabmabyar created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Jabmabyar, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jabmabyar, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jabmabyar's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Jabmabyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Always help sick capybaras.

4. Hide from fawn dogs for they are unholy.

5. You must pray to Jabmabyar five times a day.