Hingengadyarlhittit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful dog.

Hingengadyarlhittit created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hingengadyarlhittit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hingengadyarlhittit, he will be very sad.

Hingengadyarlhittit's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Hingengadyarlhittit's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help sick goats.

5. You must never eat parsnips.