Targcibgen is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, pitiless snake.

Targcibgen created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targcibgen, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Targcibgen, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Targcibgen's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Targcibgen's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

2. Never mention porpoises.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not hurt dogs.

5. Never talk about fire.