Viltonzog is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous goat.

Viltonzog created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Viltonzog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Viltonzog, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Viltonzog's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Viltonzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill badgers.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think ill of sick moths.

5. Retreat if four porpoises approach from the north.